Grand Theft Auto 3
Tanks... tanks everywhere
|Hey guys how are you?!|
This games was renowned for being a major contributor in both kid violence and sandbox game play. It also was renowned for being super buggy with a wonky camera system and planes that could not fly. This is why I used cheat codes in this game to begin with, I just wanted to play, not try and do stupid racing missions. During one of my run-and-gunscapades I wound up atop a doughnut building surrounded by police and in dire need of a miracle... or code. Rockets were ineffective against the masses and the health cheat took too long to enter. I knew that I would surely die if I set foot off the rooftop and so I decided to try and make a tank appear on the roof so I could ride away with style and a cannon. I did the ritualistic dance to summon the tank from the Nega and I watched as the portal opened and the tank fell from the sky, not on the roof, but onto a pile of cop cars. My characters soul may have been sacrificed but the lulz that were had were well worth the price. I began to do the cheat over and over again making a pile of tanks that crushed all the cars that came near me.
|"Loan me a 20?"|
Slowly but surely I noticed a change in the world. There were small pyramids of tanks where a battle had occurred and I had used my dark powers to win. But there we so few cars around, and the streets seemed dead. I would look for a cab but none would come near. Occasionally I would find a group of people and I would slaughter them, the stars would pop up on my screen and I would hear sirens but no cops would arrive on the scene. No ambulances would come by to help the dearly departed, they would just lie there as my o so alone character stood over them with a rifle. No this is not the beginning of your new favorite creepy pasta, though I might just do that, it is what happens when you overload the games cache.
|My city looked like this in some places.|
What did you learn?
I learned that while sometimes you can cheat a little and everything will be fine. Sometimes however, even in real life, too much of cheating will burn you in the end. Too much of a bad thing is a bad thing. I also learned that you should never save your game when using cheat codes.
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